What the fuck? I’ll say it again. What the fuck? Who came up with this shit? Ok so the first “story” was about this chick who was in near agony most of the time because her tits were too big (I don’t think so!) and some lady (one can assume is her mom) got some cream from the doctor that is supposed to help and hopefully eliminate the need for surgery. What the fuck? Is it titty shrinking cream? Whatever, the point here is this is a PORNO. No one wants to hear about someone suffering and trying to avoid surgery when trying to get aroused. I just kept thinking “how in the hell are they going to make THIS work?” and “how are they going to resolve this?” Think about it just from a storytelling perspective here. This is an adult film where people expect sex at some point. So if she has this boob problem where she can’t even stand the slightest touch and she’s looking absolutely miserable the whole time, how on earth are you going to bring on the sex? And no, it didn’t work, her boob pain just miraculously went away not long after she was complaining about how she could barely stand having the magic cream put on.
Story # 2 was ok. It was somewhat sensual for a little while. I couldn’t get too into it because one of the chicks reminded me of a scary android woman from a video game. She even kinda sounded like an android. But she had her sensual going for a little while.
Story 3# …. just your usual lame girl on girl thing. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Story 4# … Mediocre but I think sometimes I’m caught off guard by fake boobs. Sometimes they can be so appalling that I feel angry. This was one of those times. I try not to say anything negative about the actual people in the films because well… I just don’t look at people that way. But there are some things in adult films that apply to the people in them that I’m going to blog about and fake boobs is one of them.
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